Salmon

Truly the Paragon of all Fish.

Many fools favor the shark.
There is a very good reason why sharks are not the greatest...
Sharks are not Salmon

But Salmon are underappreciated.

Shark Week premiered on the 26^th of June.

The mighty Salmon however _{does not have a week}

Why is Salmon the Catfish's Cat's Pajamas?

• Fresh water fish
• Salt water fish
• Feeds in ocean, breeds in rivers
  • Work it hard to swim upstream
  • Make it to the lakes & rivers
  • Do it so the baby Salmon can grow up
  • Harder
  • Better
  • Faster
  • Stronger
• Pretty coloring

Thoughts on Salmon

How in the heck do they swim upstream?

Its all about the Fins!

A Fin is made of bony spines with a skin covering, protruding from the body and used for propulsion.
A fish uses multiple fins to move.
Such as...

Dorsal Fin

Located on the back.

Pectoral Fins

Located on each side.

Pelvic Fins

Located ventrally below and behind the pectoral fins.

Cloacal Fin

Located underneath on the ventral surface.

Tail fin

Located at the end of the fish.

The Astounding Anatomy of Fish by Dr. Rick Sanchez has sold over ten copies galaxywide.

Dr. Rick Sanchez is a galactic super-terrorist.

Blips and Chitz is a great place to spend an afternoon.

Unfortunately no known photos of Salmon exist
Check out these sick photos of Salmon!

Visit a glorious city inhabited solely by anthropomorphic salmon!

My Papa always used to tell me:

The arrival of the Armenian eunuch Narses in Italy (late 551) with an army of 35,000 men marked another shift in Gothic fortunes.

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